Dear Jacob's new apartment,
The furnace is stupid and a annoying. You might want to work on that.
Dear "greatest snow on earth,"
Couldn't you wait till after Jake was moved in? Although I guess I can forgive you because you are pretty and fun to drive the FJ in.
Dear Angies,
One word. Scones. (life changing). Thank you.
Dear Logan,
I feel bad for you becasue you are being raped by two Walmarts. I like being with you despite your lack of a Target. You make me feel good. Plus... Angies. Possibly worth moving here for. Well you know... and Jake.
Dear Economy,
I need a job that doesn't involve fast food. I will even work Sundays or in the middle of the night if I have to as long as I don't have to flip burgers or wear a silly hat. Please stop sucking.
Dear Creative Muse,
Where the hell have you been? Its nice to see you after so long. Lets make lots of money together, okay?
Dear USU,
Please accept me. I really want to get my M.F.A.
Dear Internet,
You suck today. I'm trying to apply for jobs. Help a girl out.
Dear Craigslist,
What's with all the scams? I need a real job.
Dear Blackberry,
Your T/Y button fails to work more often than I would like. Please stop.
Dear Christmas,
Thanks for coming early. Little BIG Planet: Game of the Year Edition is AWESOME.
Dear Etsy,
How is a girl supposed to pick a ring? Too many cute things not enough ring fingers.
