#1) My shoes are from urban outfitters...thak you very much $$$$
#2) They are not and will never be off to see the wonderful wizard of Oz
#3) They aren't red
#4) Mine are sequins...hers are glitter
#5) They have no heel, they have no strap
#6) Did the bishop not just talk about being non-judgemental in scarement meeting? or did i hallucinate that? Who are they to JUDGE my shoes. (which are sexy)
#7) They do not magically transport you anywhere (i TRIED... clicked my heels 3 times "there's no place like grandmas, there's no place like grandmas" it. didn't. work.)
Toto, i don't think we're in the 35th ward anymore...
