Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts

Thursday, June 17

AH!

Yesterday was Jean-Luc Picard day! How did I not know this fun fact? 
It might be the most awesome of all awesome days. I love Jean-Luc Picard. 

Sunday, July 20

fun times with the family

so i am walking downtown stillwater with my siblings and my parents are a ways back, and some guy yells out of his car window at me, "hey beautiful!" and his car happened to be waiting for the light right as my parents walked by and so my dad turned to the guy and said, "that's my daughter." 

hahaha. 
it was gut busting. 

Wednesday, July 9

here comes the bride

so yesterday, while waiting for the train, a really creepy older-ish guy sat down next to me... really creepy. apparently he thought i was really pretty and told me several times, both in english and spanish. the train was taking forever to come and in my head i kept begging for the train to be right around the corner. so then the guy starts to give me awkward side hugs and then he tried to hold my hand. seriously, he reached out and grabbed my hand to hold, more than once, since i pulled away several times. get the hint already. he also asked for a drink of water and my phone number. i have him the water bottle but not the number. so then my train comes (and thank goodness he was waiting for a sandy train and not getting on my university train) and he insists on giving me a hug good bye, during which i could feel his boner on my leg. insert full body shudder here.

so needless to say i am extremely grossed out.

so by the power vested in me, by the fantastical nature of my brain, i went out and got myself married.



i went to smiths to get some ice cream and all the jewelry was 50% off so i bought myself a wedding ring...it was only $7 bucks but its the thought that counts. being married to myself is surprisingly easy. i like all the same music, books and movies. i am not an ice cream hog and i am pretty good at doing the dishes without being asked. i think it will be a long and fruitful marriage. hopefully it will help keep the creeps way.

Friday, June 27

Will you be just fine? Yes I'll be just fine!

I woke up this morning with a completly different attitude about my life. i just felt different. maybe thats because i slept in till 11. 
maybe it's because that sleeping was done in a bed, not on a couch. 
maybe it's because i have a new apartment to move into!
maybe it's because mommy was here and she poured glue into my broken heart. 
but really i think it is because i am happy all on my own, without someone else holding me together. i'm not sure that i thought it was possible and i can't remember the last time i could just be happy without help. it feels good. it is a better kind of happy. and i was a fool to think i could get married before i figured this out. haha. 

so today i say no more to the kitty hanging onto the window ledge that i have always been. 
here are some of my ideas for moving forward...







Tuesday, June 17

just real quick this morning

i must say: "um, i had an adrenaline rush. it's very common. you can google it!"

edit: the black was too depressing and made my pictures look funky.
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